Tuesday, January 23, 2007

the office or The Office

me: (sitting at my work desk reading emails)

woman: (walks up, looks strangely at me over the wall divide, and then stares at my sunglasses sitting on my desk. "they're your sunglasses, are they?"

me: (i look at sunglasses on the desk, and notice that they’ve been moved since i put them down last. "ah, yes, they are."

woman: "oh right... i thought you might have found them."

me: "no... they're mine."

woman: "oh."

me: (silence... staring… confused)

woman: "oh, its just i've lost mine"

me: "ah, ok. well, they're mine."

woman: "yeah i lose them all the time."

me: "oh, that's... a shame."

woman: (silence... still staring at sunglasse) "right then, ok". (walks away whilst looking suspiciously at me)

x

4 comments:

matt said...

bet you stole them.

mark said...

i know you stole them. i've seen there proof x

lucy said...

maybe i should steal them, seeing as i'm already guilty of it. then i'll have 2 pairs, could be quite handy.

kristy said...

yep that's a great idea - you may as well be a thief if everyone thinks you are!