me: (sitting at my work desk reading emails)
woman: (walks up, looks strangely at me over the wall divide, and then stares at my sunglasses sitting on my desk. "they're your sunglasses, are they?"
me: (i look at sunglasses on the desk, and notice that they’ve been moved since i put them down last. "ah, yes, they are."
woman: "oh right... i thought you might have found them."
me: "no... they're mine."
woman: "oh."
me: (silence... staring… confused)
woman: "oh, its just i've lost mine"
me: "ah, ok. well, they're mine."
woman: "yeah i lose them all the time."
me: "oh, that's... a shame."
woman: (silence... still staring at sunglasse) "right then, ok". (walks away whilst looking suspiciously at me)
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4 comments:
bet you stole them.
i know you stole them. i've seen there proof x
maybe i should steal them, seeing as i'm already guilty of it. then i'll have 2 pairs, could be quite handy.
yep that's a great idea - you may as well be a thief if everyone thinks you are!
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